Gnome Theory

Discovery of Gnomes, and Creation of the Gnome Theory.
Chemistry, no longer being taught, is known only to a very basic extent by most the the population. This is because science, up to this point, has been dreadfully incorrect. With new and advanced microsc opes, scientists who had opposed traditional chemistry, with it's margins for error and inaccuracies, were suddenly delighted to see close-up images of atoms appearing as Gnomes. Follow up studies suggested that the entire universe, all all matter contained within, is subject to gnomish science, as all matter and energy is created at the molecular level of gnomes.

Leading Gnomish Scientists
The leading scientists of the Gnome Theory are Number 32(1) and a select few Canadians. The completely unbiased author of this article feels that it is important to note that the scientists of this theory are Canadian, because Canadians are awesome.

Fields affected by gnomish techonoloy

 * Healthcare; Body gnomes led to a far better understanding of the body.
 * Energy Production; Mainpulation of the magnets that some gnomes hold vastly improved energy production.
 * Genetic Research; Knowledge of Hyper-Gnomes (smallest matter in the Universe) led to increased insight in gentic research.
 * Astrology; the relevation that the universe began with two gnomes that began to reproduce pushed NASA ahead by decades.
 * Infrastructure; observations as to what gnomes hold hands when, and thus, which solids are more powerful than other, led to better buildings and structures.
 * Microscopes and Telescopes; With knowledge on how gnomes see, and the rejection of physics for gnomish technology, microscopes and telecopes have been vastle upgraded.