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If you are Shaelynn Lemon Harper, please go to 1. If you are The Leader of Hero's Inc., please go to 2. If you are someone that knows Shaelynn Lemon Harper, please go to 3. If you are an associate of Hero's Inc, please go to 4. If you are otherwise connected with this mission, please go to 5. If you are a visitor, please go to 6.

1) Shaelynn Lemon Harper; your mission this week is fluffles. That is correct. As the leader of such a fruity empire, you're far too inferior to write an article on something spiky, like spikies from Mario, and so you have Fluffles. Please have the article well underway by next week.

2) Brother Tyler, I would greatly appreciate it if you would clean up the bathtub after you shave your legs and/or other body parts. It's disgusting, all that hair is clogging up the drain. Every time I see it I nearly barf chunks of Lemon everywhere. Also you should write an article on bodily hairs since you seem to have a never ending supply of it.

3) While knowing this individual must indicate that you are an awful, traitorous, and naive individual, you an nevertheless recommended to check Shaelemon's talkpage, to view the works she has recently been doing. She may require help, and would radiate with lemon-like sourness if you were to not assist her.

4) As an associate of Hero's Inc., you are a fortunate person indeed. Please check Tyler's talkpage to see what he has recently been working on. Currently; he could use help with Despair, the Gnome Theory, and Number Death.

5) If you have dedicated yourself to our mission, Thank You! You are recommended to check the recent activity, edit articles, discuss on the talk-pages, and make your own! If this is your first time visiting, please do not consider yourself connected with this mission. That'll be after reading quite a few articles! Thank you!

6) Welcome Sir, madam, or sirdam. We are glad to have you at this site. Everything here is completely factual, and while our friends at Wikipedia disagree (We laugh at those foolish fools!), we always know what is best. We hope you read an article or two. Enjoy!