Little Penguin Crackers

Summary
Little Penguins Snack Crackers, created by President's Choice, are a wonderful peanut-free light snack that children and adults all over the world enjoy. After all, these are the crackers that the president himself chooses to eat!

They are fun, fantastic, cheesy, squeezy, and very popular among the children! They love to collect and trade their Little Penguin Crackers on the playground. The rarest cracker of all is the golden penguin cracker.

President-Approved Ingredients
Enriched wheat flour, cheddar cheese (milk, bacterial culture, salt, calcium chloride, microbial enzyme), canola and sunflower oil (contains rosemary extract), yeast, salt, ammonium bicarbonate, natural flavour, sugar, baking soda, onion powder, spice, natural colour, enzymes, sodium acid pyrophosphate, corn starch, monocalcium phosphate, calcium sulphate. May contain sesame.

These ingredients were taken straight from the President's Choice official website, so you know this is the real shit. The PRESIDENT approves of this ingredients list, so you should too. Or else you may face a harsh punishment. Banishment to the moon, perhaps? If I were president that would be the case.

A Customer Review
Hey guise, this is Shalemon, leader of the Lemon Empire! I have to say, these have to be THE best crackers I have ever eaten! Your leader sure has great taste! I have heard that there is an even better cracker, called Goldfish Crackers, and that the "president" is wrong in his choice of cracker. And I have to say, I can't believe the PRESIDENT (as you call him) would even put up with that kind of shit. Seriously, his own people turning against him. I definitely don't allow MY people to turn against me like that. Oh, but hey, I don't live on Earth and therefore I can go out against Earth's leader as much as I want! Muh-Hah! I am going to try out these goldfish crackers, and the Earthleadr can't do anything to stop me!

''Would you recommend this product to other people? ''I already have! My friends LOVE it! SO. RAD.