Goblin Nipples

A Simple Description
Everybody has goblin nipples. Goblin nipples appear when someone gets cold and their nipples become erect. One can also get goblin nipples when they are sexually aroused. Even non-erect nipples can be referred to as goblin nipples. It’s just easier and a lot cooler that way.

Female
A female’s goblin nipples are required so they can feed their offspring. A baby human sucks on the goblin nipple to extract the milk. The female goblin nipples are also very sensitive and can be stimulated for sexual pleasure. In fact, some females, though it is very rare, can achieve orgasm from goblin nipple stimulation. Don’t ask how.

Male
A male’s goblin nipples are simply there so their chest doesn’t look weird. I mean, imagine a dude without goblin nipples. It’s just creepy. Their goblin nipples are just there for the sake of being there. The male goblin nipples are sensitive and can be stimulated for sexual pleasure, although they aren’t as sensitive as female goblin nipples. I am not sure if males can achieve orgasm through goblin nipple stimulation.

Male Lactation
Men's goblin nipples actually do have all the right parts to produce milk. They just need to be stimulated a bit.

The Left Goblin Nipple
The left goblin nipple should always be protected. If you were to remove the left goblin nipple, you would see the hallway that leads to your heart. It is very dangerous to open the door to that hallway. If somebody rips your left goblin nipple off, they have a clear path to your heart and can kill you in an instant. ALWAYS protect your left goblin nipple.