Earth Hour

Summary


Earth Hour is held every year on the fourth Saturday of March on the Earthling calendar. People of Earth are supposed to turn off all their lights and refrain from using any electronic equipment for one hour starting at 8:30 Post Meridiem and ending at 9:30 Post Meridiem. This is supposed to reduce carbon emissions and save energy. Some newspaper nobody has ever heard of states that if a crapload of people do this, it's like taking ONE SEXTILLION (YES, SEXTILLION IS A REAL NUMBER, EDUCATE YOURSELF) cars off the face of the earth for one hour. This is GREAT for the Earth's planet, as their vehicles produce disgusting amounts of pollution, a danger not so different from bovine flatulence.

Stats
Research shows that 99.99909987979696% of the Earth's people do participate in this event. There is only one earthling who does not: the founder of this Wiki, and leader of the "H.E.R.O.S" (more like ZEROS ahaha so original),Tylermurphie ! Scientists'seses extensive research shows that this guy does not participate in Earth Hour. He was quoted in an interview stating that "Earth Hour is like so totally dumb and like a waste like of like time and like totally like nobody like even like does it, like OH. MI. GAWSH. So, totally, like, UNCOOL." When he was told that 99.99909987979696% of the Earth's population DOES participate, he was quoted saying: "Like, oh, my, JONAS. That is like, SUCH a LIE. Science isn't, like, even like, REAL. It was like made up by like the government to like, TOTALLY mess up our, like, minds, and to hide the fact that, like, these nasty, totally uncool Lemon aliens are like, attacking us, TOTALLY LIKE OH MY GOD THESE SHOES ARE SO, LIKE, HAWT, MY BOYFRIEND JUSTIN BIEBER IS LIKE TOTALLY GONNA FREAK"

That was totally not a lie, by the way. Murphiepedia is nothing but hard, cold fact.

Protest Against Non-Believers (Or: The H.E.R.O. Leader, to be specific)
We have word that the only non-participant is in several school groups that were made specificly to SAVE THE WORLD. The group members are all supposed to participate in Earth Hour, and Tylermurphie did not. So our mission: get him fired, we must tell the organization leaders. They can be found at this location:

Address: 69 Noneofyourbusiness Street, Fart City, Buttsack, Doofania

Thank you for your participation.